I finally hit 100 subscribers! Thank you to everyone who has subscribed already! You guys make all my wildest dreams come true. Just like Pedro.

To say a proper thank you to everyone, I am giving away a $25 Amazon Giftcard!

All you have to do to win is enter in one of the following ways between now and Super Bowl Sunday, February 6th. You can have up to 20 entries!

1 entry – follow me on twitter
2 entries – subscribe to my feed
2 entries – subscribe to my youtube channel
1 entry (max of five) – tweet about this contest (you can use the tweet button at the top of the post)
5 entries – link to this contest from your blog
5 entries – link to this contest from a vlog on youtube

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Why can't I dance like Napoleon? He's whiter than me.

It doesn’t matter if you have been following me on twitter and have been subscribed to my feed or youtube channel for months, or if you just signed up today. I love all of you and I hope you all win, except I don’t have enough money for all of you to win so I’ll just pick one lucky person!

After you’ve done one or all of these things, leave a comment on this post and let me know how you’ve entered (tell me your twitter name or youtube name, just let me know you are subscribed, and/or give me the link to your blog where you mentioned my contest). I will tally up all the entries in the order they are received and then generate a number on Random.org to pick the winner.

For example: @yourtwitname I followed you on twitter and tweeted the contest five times, I subscribed to your RSS feed and I linked to the contest from my blog: http://enterlinkhere.com. Also subscribed on youtube (YoutubeName) and made a vlog about the contest. <<< This comment would be 20 entries.

If you win, I will check to make sure all your entries are valid, so no cheating shenanigans!

I know what you’re thinking: is this really worth it? I mean, what can $25 really buy on Amazon anyway?

Only the best, most incredible product of all time: Four Bottles of Liquid @ss Spray Mist. If you’re wondering if this stuff really works, read this review from Mike Anderson:

This spray is the MacDaddy of all its kind. I sprayed this bad boy once in my large size high school classroom and the whole class fled at least 50 yards outside to the football field to feel relief. On that same day, i sprayed the bottle about 3 times in a populated hallway and the whole building had to be evacuated and i received OSS for 4 days and was recommended for expulsion.

That stuff is only $17.90 too, which means you’d still have money left over to have it shipped overnight!

So once again, thank you so much for reading my blog and being a part of my thoughts and stories and music. I’ve met some great people because of this website in the past few months and I’m looking forward to meeting even more! I love you. I LOVE you. I LOOOOOOOVE YOU!