If you were to sit down and think about the perfect music video, and just started making a list of things you’d like it to include, you might come up with something like this:

  • Porcelain animal violence
  • Absolutely horrible white guy dancing
  • Chipmunk-like vocals
  • Passionate love for a Roth IRA
  • More terrible white guy dancing
  • A parody of “Just the Way You Are” by Bruno Mars; the number one song in the nation
  • A piggy bank wearing a ghost costume
  • Kevin McKee!!!!!

If your list looks anything like mine, then you’re in luck because this video has ALL OF THAT AND MORE!

If you watched this video and don’t know what a Roth IRA is, well it’s actually not an aggressive piggy bank in a Halloween costume. This video will show you it’s a lot more like Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek.

If you really liked the song and want to download the mp3, you can get it here. It’s free, and if you have you baby listen to it while he’s asleep there’s a chance it will make him smarter. (FYI there’s an equal chance it will make him dumber as well.)

Now do me a huge favor and spread the word. This is my attempt at reaching out to the people who truly don’t have any idea about personal finance or Roth IRAs. The people who need this stuff most are the ones who would never purposely go to a personal finance blog. Now YOU can help them find it by accident! Post the Youtube link to your Facebook wall. Tweet a link to my website. Send an email to that cousin of yours who loves Bruno Mars or the original “Just the Way You Are”.

You guys have been great in helping me promote my site and certain posts, and I know you’ll come through for me on this one too! I told you a few days ago that I love you more than I love my Roth IRA. Watch the video, then think about how much I love that little piggy. I love you more than that!

Yay for being a Thousandaire!

Also, check out my other music video Haven’t Made A Budget

Lyrics:

Your “I”, Your “I”
Stands for “Individual” oh baby
Your “R”, Your “R”
Is “Retirement” girl you’re so lovely
You’re so beautiful
And I haven’t even mentioned “A” (it stands for “Account”)

Yeah I know, I know
You have one more name and that’s what gets me
R-O, T-H
You’re a Roth and I think that’s so sexy
When people tell me I should save another way
I say

When I get paid
I put some cash in you Roth IRA
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire
Just a few bucks now
And I’ll have millions when I take it out
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire

Your lips, your lips
I would kiss you if you were a woman
If I need to
You let me take out my contributions
Without penalty
‘Cause taxes were already paid

I’d never cheat with a traditional IRA
She’s pretty but she can’t compare to all your tax breaks

‘Cause with you I’m never taxes on my capital gains
You’re so insane

When I get paid
I put some cash in you Roth IRA
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire
Just a few bucks now
And I’ll have millions when I take it out
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire

When I retire
When I retire
Yeah I love saving
For when I retire

When I get paid
I put some cash in you Roth IRA
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire
Just a few bucks now
And I’ll have millions when I take it out
‘Cause I love saving
For when I retire