Here it is. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. It’s been six months since I last uploaded a video to my Youtube account, but it was worth the wait.

My advice to all the young loverbirds out there who are thinking about getting married: You Gotta Get a Prenup!

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You Gotta Get a Prenup

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FAQ – Get a Prenup

Why is there a picture of David Hasselhoff in the video? – My inspiration for this video is my friend The Hoff, who recently asked for his girlfriend’s hand in marriage. The female character in the video is based strongly on his fiancée.

Do I really need a prenup? – I believe almost anyone would benefit from a prenup if they are getting married, even if they have no money at all or are even buried in debt. Come back for my article tomorrow explaining more about why it’s a good idea.

That girl was hot! Can I get her phone number? – No. She’s a very talented actress who only dates celebrities.

Where can I download the song? – Right here. All my music can be downloaded free on my Downloads page. Download all the songs and make a mix tape for a sensual evening with your lady.

Lyrics

You’ve got a big fat amount
in your checking account and
a nice house on a quiet street

You got a job that pays nicely
A car that’s pricey
And a 52 inch TV

You been seeing this lady
Thinking that maybe
“She might be the one for me”

Her smile is gorgeous
Chest is ginormous
You’re going down on one knee
To ask “will you marry me?”
There’s just one more thing you need

You gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
you gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.

I know it’s hard, know its hard,
To convince her to sign
But you gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.

You know I’m so happy for you
but I must implore you
What happens if she says goodbye?

I’m not being pessimistic
Just realistic
Divorce rate is pretty high

You don’t wanna be lonely
Paying alimony
While she’s seeing other guys

You need to get a lawyer
So you can destroy her
If she changes her mind
And decides not to be your wife
She can break your heart but you can make her pay the price

That’s why you need a prenup, oh,
Or else you’re gonna get burned, eh.
Cause you don’t wanna give up, oh,
Half of everything that you’ve earned, eh.

I know it’s hard, to be smart
When love makes you blind
But you gotta get a prenup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.

Vows say ‘till death do us part
But if she has a change of heart
You’ll keep what you had from the start
Prenuptuals, say where the money goes

And if she does just what she said
And loves you till you’re old and dead
The prenup will never be read
It was worth the time for peace of mind

You should really get a prenup
One day you might realize
The person that you once loved
Is now the person that you despise

I know it’s hard, to leave when
your net worth’s on the line
That’s why you need a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.

Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down.