All I Want For Christmas Is Sue (Sylvester) – Mariah Carey Parody

I’m getting in the Christmas spirit, and to do so I’ve made a little Christmas song.

If you’re like me and you’re a huge Glee fan, you may be going through some Glee withdrawals since they are off the air for the next few weeks.

Well, I’m here to help. I give you: All I Want For Christmas Is Sue.

If you don’t watch Glee, your first objective is to go to Hulu and watch an episode or two, then come back here and watch my video.

Finally, as always, there is a free MP3 of [download id=”9″] here or on the downloads page.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Lyrics:

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is…
SUE!

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need
She likes wearing sexy track suits
And yelling at the kids in Glee
My friends tell me that I’m too young but
Honestly I just don’t care
I’ve already planned our first date
We’re gonna go cut Scheuster’s hair
I just want her for my own
More than she could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Sue
Sue baby

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
My one request is for a lover
Who’s won more championships than Brady
And is old enough to be my mother
The dating website said no matches
I promise you that it was wrong
If you give me a chance I’ll be your
Tickle Me Dough Face all night long
‘Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is Sue
Sue Sylvester

Some guys like high school girls
But to me that don’t make sense
I prefer a lady with a bit
More experience
One who’s opinionated
And universally hated
Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need
Won’t you please bring Sue Sylvester to me…

Oh I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Just hope when school starts next semester
If Santa brings me what I ask for
My name will be Kevin Sylvester
Oh I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is…
Sue

All I want for Christmas is Sue… baby (repeat and fade)

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Finally, as always, there is a free MP3 of [download id=”9″] here or on the downloads page.

Kevin McKee

Kevin McKee is an entrepreneur, IT guru, and personal finance leader. In addition to his writing, Kevin is the head of IT at Buildingstars, Co-Founder of Padmission, and organizer of Laravel STL. He is also the creator of www.contributetoopensource.com. When he’s not working, Kevin enjoys podcasting about movies and spending time with his wife and four children.