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The Bus Isn’t Just for Elementary School

I’m taking a vacation this week and flying into New York City on Wednesday. Then I fly out of Boston the following Wednesday. Somehow I have to find a way to get from the Big Apple to Matt Damon’s hometown, and I don’t want it to be expensive.

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Is this Kevin McKee or Matt Damon?

Segue #1: One time I was traveling in Europe and someone told me I looked like Matt Damon. This was right after he was voted the “Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine. Of all the things I want to do when I get to Boston, the number one thing is to have someone mistakenly believe I truly am Matt Damon and ask for my autograph. I have a feeling I will be disappointed.

A slight resemblance, but I don’t have those bushy eyebrows

Recently, I was at a funeral and was told I look like James Van Der Beek. If no one has ever told you that you look like anyone, you can go to MyHeritage.com and let them tell you. After a trying a few pictures that came up with multiple female results (including Julia Roberts I might add), here is the best I could come up with. While I really don’t look like any of the guys on here, I’m okay with Johnny Knoxville and Matt LeBlanc. Call me crazy, but I don’t really see a strong resemblance between me and Shingo Katori or Donovan Bailey. Finally, I thought these were celebrities; who is Shingo Katori?

Travel Option #1 – Airplane: I need to travel from New York City to Boston at some point over the next week, because my flight home to Dallas leaves from Boston. I almost always fly Southwest when I travel, so I decided to see how much a flight would cost. Even if you buy the ticket weeks in advance, it still costs over $100.  Southwest is usually the cheapest airline, but I checked out Expedia.com and found that you can get tickets for about $49 including taxes and flight fees if you book in advance. That doesn’t include checked baggage fees or any other extras, but the base price is pretty reasonable. I was prepared to get that plane ticket if I needed, but wanted to explore other options as well.

Segue #2: Whenever I fly, I usually go to Southwest Airlines first, and if they have a good price on a flight, I just take it. They are usually the cheapest, but that’s not the only reason I use Southwest so much.

“Excuse me, do you mind if I move into an overhead compartment?”
  1. Pick Your Own Seats = Pick Who You Sit Next To – Being cramped into a small seat for hours is never fun, but it can be absolutely miserable if you are sitting next to the wrong people. Personally, I can either be an “airplane talker” or a “let me fly in peace” kind of guy, depending on my mood. If I feel like talking during the flight, I’ll try to sit next to someone who looks like they are in a friendly mood today. If I don’t want to talk, I’ll either sit next to someone who is pretending he is already asleep even though he literally sat down 90 seconds ago, or just grab a window seat and look out it at the tarmac while everyone else takes their seats. In order to execute this effectively, make sure you check in online before you get to the airport. You need a B31-B60 seat. This means there are enough people already on the plane (including family boarding so you can avoid crying babies) where you can make a good decision, but enough empty seats to give you options.
  2. If you use the same airline often enough, you can rack up some rewards. This vacation I am taking now is courtesy of the Rapid Rewards program. I had one free round trip for making seven round trips on Southwest. If you fly often enough (you have to make eight round trips in two years) then there can be financial value in airline loyalty.

Travel Option #2 – Train: My next stop on looking for cheap travel was Amtrak. To be honest, I’ve never used the government-run rail company because I’ve always found them to be expensive and I’ve heard some bad stories, including “Hey, where are you from… Well, I just got out of prison.” I can’t really blame the clientèle on the company, so I gave it a look and if you order tickets in advance, you can get them for $49. This actually isn’t bad compared to the airline, especially because you get two carry on and three checked bags absolutely free on the train service. It does take a lot longer than a flight though. For the $49 fare, it is going to take over five hours for the trip. The shortest trip is 3 hr, 35 min, but that ticket costs $126. I’m not in a hurry so I am willing to take the extra time on the train if necessary, but I still think there has to be a better way to travel between two cities that are so close together.

Segue #3: Maybe it is because I was just in college two years ago, or maybe it’s because I’m so thrifty, but I didn’t even consider getting a hotel or hostel on this trip. I have friends in New York and Boston, and am planning to stay with them in each city. This way I get a free place to stay, I get to see my friends, and I get either a local tour guide or at least advice from someone who lives in the city. I’d be interested in seeing some research on what types of people stay with friends as opposed to getting a hotel. Are most young, single people staying with friends? Do most married folks with families stay in a hotel? What about married couples without kids? If you know of any information on the subject, post a comment and let me know. Bonus points if you have info on Couch Surfers.

The Megabus is Mega-AWESOME!

Travel Option #3 – Bus: Without exploring other “outside the box” options like hitchhiking or posting a “Need a ride to Boston” ad on craigslist, I found the cheapest way to travel between the cities: Bus. There are actually a few different companies that can get you from New York to Boston for a small price, but I went with Megabus. For as little as $1 (if you buy a ticket far enough in advance) you can ride a Megabus between cities. The luggage policy is less than ideal (one large piece of luggage, one carry-on, and then more only if there is room), but they have free Wi-Fi, nice buses, and a reasonable travel time of just 4 hrs, 15 min from NYC to Boston. This will be my first ride on a Megabus so I can’t personally vouch for the experience, but I have heard it is a pleasant experience. And even if it’s not luxurious, my ticket cost $9.50. As I found during my research, that’s a hard price to beat.

I will give an update on my Megabus experience, potentially even during the ride thanks to their free Wi Fi. If you have any opinions on the travel methods I’ve talked about here, or ideas of which celebrity I look like, please leave a comment below.

5 thoughts on “The Bus Isn’t Just for Elementary School”

  1. Update: I just bought my shuttle ticket from La Guardia airport to my friend’s house, and it cost me $14.15. That’s right; it is cheaper to go from New York to Boston than it is to go from La Guardia airport in Queens to Manhattan.

  2. Dawson,

    Before I let you climb into my window this week, let me attempt to offer some advice about my preferred method of travel. Bus trips from New York to Boston, or adventures from any major east-coast metropolitan center to another, can be a wilderness for the novice consumer. As long as you stick to the discount luxury lines (Megabus, Boltbus, Peter Pan), you should generally be okay. For those new to the autobus game, I use “luxury” as a term meant for those bus companies that don’t drop off in your locale Chinatown, have subway-car style seating, or present the risk of being shanked mid-nap.

    Out of them all, Boltbus by far gets you the greatest bang for your buck when it comes to east-coast, non-stop highway travel. As with Megabus, there is complimentary WiFi and the amenities typically associated with “luxury” interstate bussing. However, for the same price as Megabus (that being $1 to $23 depending on the date of your trip and the pickup/dropoff points), you are greeted with the following 4, unique pleasantries:

    1) Nearly spotless customer service on the part of baggage handlers, ticket processing agents, and their amazing drivers. The drivers seem to have a lot of pride in their jobs, and their demeanor is beyond excellent. I am usually getting on a bus at one of the most annoying tourist traps in NYC, packing into an aluminum box with a horde of sweaty, anxious New Yorkers. These drivers lay on what seems like southern, country charm from the minute they greet you over the PA, and they don’t put up with jerk passengers in their midst. It’s awesome. Conversely, an unusually high number of Megabus and Greyhound drivers look and drive as though they just quit their meth habit cold turkey.

    2) Almost perfect timing with respect to pickup and/or dropoff: Of course, there are outlying experiences, but I would confidently say that in over 40 recent trips with Boltbus, I have never had a bus arrive more than 20 minutes late. On the opposite side of the spectrum, I have sat at the Megabus pickup locale outside Madison Square Garden for over 2 hours — on multiple occasions. All in all, the company reps meant to keep order as these stops effectively contribute more to a “blind leading the blind” cluserf**k than to productive crowd control. And let’s imagine that you are like me and have abysmal time management skills. “O shoot, I want to stay in NYC an extra 4 hours for that Justin Bieber concert!” Boltbus does not allow buyers to exchange tickets by phone within 3 hours of your departure time, but chances are some other idiot missed his bus and, as a walk-on, you can typically haggle with your bus driver (for a smile and a sexy dance) to let you onto his already-packed bus.

    3) Overall cleanliness: It’s the classic case of Macaroni Grill versus Waffle House. On Boltbus, the bathrooms don’t reek. There isn’t the obvious stench of a homeless man on your seat, who may or may not have forgotten to change his diaper when he occupied your seat 3 days ago. (I’m looking at you, Greyhound.) Actually, a majority of the time the BB leather cushions carry the smell of sweet lemon Pinesol or Febreeze. I wouldn’t eat off the floors, but I wouldn’t feel the need to burn my shoes after stepping off the bus either. Nuff said.

    4) Select customer base: When a travel company like Boltbus provides internet-based purchasing options as the primary – or at least secondary- means for ticketing, the typical customer is going to be a little different than the patron of a bus company offering a slew of on-site ticketing booths. I might be snob, but in a lot of ways Boltbus is able to separate itself from the pack because of this measure. The tech-savvy customer will typically have personal access to a computer / phone, will be intellectually capable of finding a website (we have all had to walk an older family member through Google before), and will prefer throwing a credit card into the mix. Yes, Kevin will readily tell me that possessing a credit card DOES NOT make you a “thousandaire”, but I will say that the motivation to plan a trip in advance does get you bonus points in my book. By limiting the avenues for last-minute cash purchases, Boltbus finds itself catering to the traveling interests of a younger, tech-ready, and often higher socioeconomically-classed audience. So the chances of sitting next to a nerdy college student or young professional are medium to high on a Boltbus, whereas you have similar chance on Megabus and Greyhound of sitting next to a guy who firmly believes that you are all riding a space shuttle bound for a Black Hole. And he will NOT stop screaming.

    Bolt for a buck and hopefully this won’t happen to you:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k-wisp9Nvg

    Best of luck, young padawan.

    Jake

    1. Thanks Jake. I wish I had talked to you before I booked my ticket. I definitely would have sprung for the few extra bucks if I had all that information. I’ll keep that in mind for next time and hopefully my experience with Megabus isn’t as unfortunate as some of yours have been.

  3. I know it’s a bit late, but Shingo Katori is a very famous actor/singer in Japan.
    He has his own TV shows and has his picture on a JAL plane (not sure if it’s still flying though).

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